The Koopalings' mother part 3

LARRY: Haha! I told you I was the favourite!
WENDY: NO I WAS.
LUDWIG: NO I AM.
CERA: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING. YOU LOOK AFTER SEVEN. NO, EIGHT CHILDREN NOW.
Cera walks outside and slams the door, but opens it again.
CERA: AND I HOPE HE DIES LIKE OUR OTHER DAUGHTER! I can't believe you convinced me to stay when she was born.
Cera slams the door.
Back to the present. Some of the Koopalings heard Bowser say his story to Ludwig and Bowser Jr. and they sat down next to him.
LARRY:  (To Bowser Jr.) This is why we hate you so much, father's pet!
MORTON: Yeah, our mama left!
BOWSER: (loud) You two! Stop making fun of your little brother!
LARRY AND MORTON: Yes King Dad.
BOWSER JR.: What other daughter, papa? Did Wendy die?
WENDY: No, we had another sister before you were born and the Mario Bros. crushed her skull... and kicked her into lava... she was only a week old.
Iggy rushes into the room, waving his arms frantically.
IGGY: Prepare for touchdown!
The airship crashes into the ground. Everything, including the Koopalings and Bowser are bounced along the ground.
LUDWIG: Iggy! You could have told us a couple of minutes before!
EXT- OUTSIDE OF BOWSER'S CASTLE – DAY
Bowser and the Koopalings and Junior had unboarded the crashed airship. Kamek flies out of the castle doors on his broomstick.
KAMEK: King Bowser! Princess Peach has been kidnapped!
BOWSER: What?! I do the kidnapping here!
KAMEK: By your wife.
BOWSER: What wife? I don't have a... oh. Cera! That B****
LUDWIG: Dad!
BOWSER: Sorry son. (to Kamek) I guess she'd be in her castle then?
KAMEK: Yeah! But Lena's with her.
BOWSER: Lena? But she's dead.
KAMEK: No. Lena is a Dry Bones Koopa thing now.
BOWSER JR.: Just like papa when Mario made papa fell into the lava? And that somehow caused a paradox and Dry Papa had been go-karting with us?
KAMEK: Yes.
BOWSER JR.: Okay. Wait. Who's Lena.
LARRY: Dead sister.
BOWSER JR.: Ohhhhhh.
MARIO: (off-screen) Not so fast Koopa!
Mario and Luigi (riding on Yoshi) run on-screen and stop right in front of Bowser. They all have angry faces.
MARIO: Where had-a that purple haired Koopa had taken the Princess?
BOWSER: Wha? I have nothing to do with this! I didn't she was taken until Kamek told us when we got here.
LUDWIG: I predict that Mum was jealous and she finally stole Peach.
BOWSER: She could've snapped her back in half! Quick we need to find her and save Princess Peach!
Cut to Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and the Koopalings (and Jr.) running after Bowser.
BOWSER: (pointing) Her castle is on the other side of Dark Land!
LUIGI: And?
BOWSER: And yeah.
The Bros. and the Koopas and Yoshi finally get to the front door of the castle.
MARIO: The door's locked! At least she's smarter than you!
BOWSER: HEY! We need to find a way inside!
LUIGI: I got an idea.
Luigi takes a few steps back, crouches and charges up. He starts flying at the door at a tremendous speed, with green fire behind him. Luigi breaks the door. Bits of wood fly everywhere. The Koopalings retreat in their shells while Mario and Yoshi cover their eyes. The wood hits Bowser.
BOWSER: ARGH!
Everyone runs inside.
MARIO: Nice move bro!
YOSHI: Yoshi!
KOOPA TROPA: (off-screen) GET OUT OF QUEEN CERA'S CASTLE!
BOWSER: She is no longer the Queen! She left me!
Cut to a pink shelled Koopa Troopa facing the camera head on. A dark shadow stands behind it. The shadow walks slowly into view.
CERA: What are you doing coming back to me?!
KOOPALINGS: (Except Bowser Jr.) MUM!
BOWSER JR.:  That's my mama?
BOWSER: I heard you took Princess Peach!
CERA: Oh you want your sweetheart back? Too bad!
Cera pulls her arm from her shell to reveal she's holding Peach.
PEACH: Mario! Help!
MARIO: She's my sweetheart!
Mario runs toward Cera, ready to punch. Cera kicks his face with her high heel. Yoshi throws some eggs at her until he runs out. She picks up Mario and throws him at Yoshi.
YOSHI: Wawawawawawawa.
LUDWIG: Mum! Stop!
BOWSER JR.: Are you really my mama?
CERA: NO. I'M NOT THE MOTHER OF AN UGLY BRAT LIKE YOU.
BOWSER JR.:  I'm not ugly!
BOWSER: Don't you insult my son like that!
Bowser tries to do a body slam on Cera but she is able to catch Bowser and throw him to the floor.
BOWSER: Argh.
PEACH: Mario! Yoshi! Bowser!
BOWSER: You care for me~!
CERA: (To Peach) Shut up. Go Lena! Break that your father's clone!
A female Dry Bones Koopa thing that looks like a smaller version of Bowser Jr. with purple pigtails runs to Bowser Jr. and punches him in the face. She makes a bone shattering roar similar to Dry Bowser's.
BOWSER JR.: Hey!
Bowser Jr. jumps on the undead Koopa and her bones fall apart on the floor like a Dry Bones'. But she revitalize herself second later.
WENDY: Junior! Stop fighting with your older sister!
LARRY: He was getting owned.
WENDY: Lena! You came back! Sort of!
BOWSER JR.: She's my sister?
CERA: Yeah, I found her undead body when I left the castle after you were born. I took her with me.
MARIO: (weak) I remember, I killed her. And I kicked her body into the lava.
ROY: MURDERER!
LUIGI: You're not doing anything to help.
ROY: So are you!
BOWSER: Guys, I could use some help right about now.
Cera knocks Bowser on his back and jumps on his stomach repeatedly. The Koopalings try to hold her still while Luigi, Mario and Yoshi jump on her head.
CERA: LENA! DO SOMETHING!
Lena fires a massive fireball at the Koopalings. They run around in pain.
LUDWIG: Wait! I got an idea!
Ludwig leaves the castle.
LEMMY: Ludwig! We need you to fight!
IGGY: Ludwig is the second smartest Koopaling, he knows what he's doing.
LEMMY: Um. He's the smartest.
IGGY: No, I am. I built the airship!
LEMMY: Which crashed.
Lena jumps on Iggy's and Lemmy's heads while they're arguing.
LEMMY: I don't care if you're my sister. You're evil!
Lemmy and Iggy chase Lena around while everyone else is busy fighting Cera. Ludwig comes back with two Freezies.
LUDWIG: Iggy! Lemmy! Come here!
Iggy and Lemmy run to Ludwig while Lena is chasing them. Ludwig throws one Freezie, coating the floor with ice and freezing Lena in an ice block. Ludwig slides on the ice and picks the iceblock up and throws it on the floor, destroying Lena.
WENDY: You killed our sister!
LUDWIG: She was already dead!
Ludwig throws the other Freezie at Cera, freezing her in a block of ice.
BOWSER: Now what?
LUDWIG: We need to put her somewhere while she's still frozen!

WENDY: You killed our sister!
LUDWIG: She was already dead!
Ludwig throws the other Freezie at Cera, freezing her in a block of ice.
BOWSER: Now what?
LUDWIG: We need to put her somewhere while she's still frozen!
MARIO: You moron, you froze Peach!
LUDWIG: D'OH!
BOWSER: No wait!
Bowser uses his fire breath to melt some of the ice until Peach is freed and part of Cera's hand is sticking out.
MARIO: Peach! You're okay!
Peach kisses Mario on the cheek.
BOWSER: I freed you!
Peach kisses Bowser on the cheek.
BOWSER: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bowser grabs Peach and carries her.
MARIO: Hey! No go-karting!
BOWSER: But, she...
WENDY: Can I go go-karting too!
LARRY: And me! I love sports! Even more that Junior!
BOWSER JR.: Hey!
MARIO: You can all come, only if (shouting) YOU'RE FATHER STOPS KIDNAPPING PEACH!
KOOPALINGS: KING DAD!
BOWSER: What? Okay.
Bowser puts Peach down.
PEACH: Thank you. Thank you all. I say after go-karting, I'll bake you all a cake!
ALL: YAY!
The Koopa's, Bros. and Peach on Yoshi's back leave the castle. Cut to them in go-karts. Bowser Jr. gets a blue shell and uses it on Larry, who is in first place.
LARRY: DAMN YOU! BRAT!
END.